Day 7

"I'm watching you!" This guy says to me. "Um no thanks" I say. Then random guys comes in, "you can watch me!!!!" Desperate guys say the Darnest things!

Day 6

"This morning I was swimming with the dolphins in Costa Rica, before our meeting." Steve Martin says the Darnest things...

Day 5

"It won't fit like that, you'll never get that big thing into that tiny hole..." Movies say the Darnest things!

Day 4

"We gonna rub the trophies in ur face right after we rub these bags in ur face!" Cartoons say the Darnest things!

Day 3

Girl and guy talking. "We should go see a movie, not a scary one." Says girl. "Yea sounds good, my boyfriend loves chick flicks!" Says guy. Gay People say the Darnest things when straight girls hit on them!

Day 2

While talking about work someone says, "We got spanked so hard last night!" Shift Leads say the Darnest Things!!

Day 1

Today a guest had a hat on. This hat was obviously a hat that only a Disneyland cast member would wear. When asked where he came into possession of the hat he replied, "I got it at a swap meet!" Guest say the darnest things!