Monday, October 8, 2012

Day 7

"I'm watching you!" This guy says to me. "Um no thanks" I say. Then random guys comes in, "you can watch me!!!!" Desperate guys say the Darnest things!

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Day 6

"This morning I was swimming with the dolphins in Costa Rica, before our meeting." Steve Martin says the Darnest things...

Day 5

"It won't fit like that, you'll never get that big thing into that tiny hole..." Movies say the Darnest things!

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Day 4

"We gonna rub the trophies in ur face right after we rub these bags in ur face!" Cartoons say the Darnest things!

Monday, October 1, 2012

Day 3

Girl and guy talking. "We should go see a movie, not a scary one." Says girl. "Yea sounds good, my boyfriend loves chick flicks!" Says guy. Gay People say the Darnest things when straight girls hit on them!

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Day 2

While talking about work someone says, "We got spanked so hard last night!" Shift Leads say the Darnest Things!!

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Day 1

Today a guest had a hat on. This hat was obviously a hat that only a Disneyland cast member would wear. When asked where he came into possession of the hat he replied, "I got it at a swap meet!" Guest say the darnest things!